apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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