OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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