Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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