no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
