how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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