Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and she was petting her beer can
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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