Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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