Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
My ATM looks so different sober.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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