this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
