I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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