He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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