Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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