we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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