I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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