Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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