your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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