Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
