After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
