let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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