I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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