so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this just has baby written all over it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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