i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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