yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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