Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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