do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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