The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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