I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
