Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
