was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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