So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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