Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
