so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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