so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize
