U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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