As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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