If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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