He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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