i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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