That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
