Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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