he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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