Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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