I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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