Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have feelings that need drinking.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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