fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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