why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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