it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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