# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We had sex on a dog bed..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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