I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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