You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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