i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Randomize
