Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Fuck appropriateness.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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