I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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